I get it—school seems to start earlier each year, and you can hardly believe that summer is almost officially over. You haven't yet mastered your drop off schedules, and the "back to school" sales are yesterday's news. In fact, the summer went by so fast, you may have missed some of the legal oddities that came and went already. I mean, c'mon—a con artist actually tried to steal Graceland in a fraudulent title scheme, for crying out loud. Elvis must be rolling over in his grave.

For one thing, we can always count on certain things, like stupid criminals. In late July, 42-year-old Lauren Riley was in her vehicle when it was pulled over in Pinellas County, Florida due to the driver not wearing a seatbelt. Law enforcement saw an open container and Riley apparently under the influence as she rummaged around the floorboard of the car. Upon closer inspection, the officers discovered a bag of drugs on Riley's person. How did they know? Perhaps it was because she had thoughtfully labeled it "BAG OF DRUGS." Yes, inside the appropriately—labeled bag were cocaine, crack cocaine, crystal methamphetamines, and other narcotics along with plastic baggies, a metal spoon, a needle, and four glass pipes with residue. Find a better hiding place next time, Lauren—or don't label your stash.