Finally, a lawyer that would even get President Donald Trump's seal of approval! We all know that The Donald is an aficionado of beauty contests. We also know that he loves winners. So he must be tickled at the prospect of having a bona fide beauty contest winner taking a key legal role in the probe of his administration's alleged Russian ties.

And who is this lawyer cum beauty queen? Elizabeth Barchas Prelogar, Miss Idaho 2004! (Hat tip: Above the Law)

One teensy little problem: She's working for the enemy—Robert Mueller, the guy who Trump reportedly wants to fire.