Christmas is in the air—and so is impeachment—so who wants all that serious stuff I've been mired in? Who really cares how many diverse partners Paul, Weiss, Rifkind, Wharton & Garrison anointed (or not) this year? Or why David Boies can't stay out of trouble? Or how it sucks to be a woman in the workforce?

Vivia ChenEnough already.

Instead, pour yourself a glass of bubbly (here's my holiday tip: Prosecco with pomegranate seeds), kick back and read my quickies on the news: