William Bedsworth

August 17, 2006 | Law.com

The hard facts on a case where they really were going to settle it by measuring members.

By William Bedsworth

12 minute read

July 12, 2000 | Law.com

Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas are having so much trouble working out the details of their prenuptial agreement that their wedding date is in jeopardy. As William Bedsworth understands it, they can't get married because they haven't yet finalized the terms of their divorce. Yes, Virginia, the rich are different.

By William Bedsworth

9 minute read

February 25, 2005 | Law.com

Family law is the Creature from the Planet Zantar. It has 12 eyes, six tentacles, four arms, a beak, a stinger, poison glands and a gaping maw that can't get enough puppies to eat. At least it seems that way to me. So when I tell you I've come across a family law case I'd like to try, you know 2005 is gonna be an unusual year.

By By William Bedsworth

10 minute read

August 15, 2008 | The Recorder

After 25 years of writing about stupid crimes, Justice William Bedsworth has lost his faith in humanity. He's awfully tempted to go the way of that horse Kurt Vonnegut once wrote about...

By William Bedsworth

12 minute read

February 27, 2009 | The Recorder

Ever since that goat got arrested in Nigeria, Justice William Bedsworth has been imagining possible defenses ...

By William Bedsworth

10 minute read

September 07, 2007 | The Recorder

The world's most populous country has a new policy forcing its citizens to apply for reincarnation, part of an elaborate anti-Dalai Lama strategy. If anything was made for a William Bedsworth column ...

By William Bedsworth

11 minute read

September 05, 2008 | The Recorder

Justice William Bedsworth navigates the frightening legal warnings on a gift for his wife.

By William Bedsworth

12 minute read

June 09, 2006 | The Recorder

How to get appointed judge: Be a good lawyer who keeps a low profile. No sheep molesting, says William Bedsworth.

By William Bedsworth

12 minute read