I am not the most graceful of God’s creatures. Indeed, were it not for those South Pacific gooney birds that show up on the National Geographic Channel every month, spectacularly unable to land without bouncing on their noses and rolling bill-over-tail-feathers for two full revolutions, I think I could mount a pretty strong campaign for World’s Clumsiest Organism.
And as I find myself deluged every day by fund dunning on behalf of every other malady known to man, it frankly offends me there is no organization underwriting research to cure clumsiness.
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