In its newly released decision in Facebook v. Duguid, the U.S. Supreme Court (SCOTUS), in an opinion authored by Justice Sonia Sotomayor, issued a long-awaited ruling resolving a circuit split on the definition of an autodialer under the Telephone Consumer Protection Act (TCPA). In doing so, the court takes us on a lengthy grammar lesson on statutory construction, before ultimately ruling in favor of Facebook and holding that a necessary feature of an autodialer under the TCPA is the capacity to use a random or sequential number generator to either store or produce phone numbers to be called.