What But Dazed Bemusement Can Greet Board Ruling on Rolling Papers?

See 1.0, 1.25, 1.5, and 2.0 and what comes to mind? Decimals? Middle-school math? Ask me and the answer would be nothing. I've no idea what those numbers mean. Then again, I'm not a smoker—and I don't roll my own.

Maybe, just maybe, the justices of the TTAB do. Or maybe they're just more aware than the rest of us of the finer points of the sizes of cigarette rolling papers.