I left for a week-long vacation in the summer of 2022, not knowing I was in my final days before a disproportionately large part of my beat would be taken over by a certain chronically online billionaire.

Two days into that vacation, the social media company formerly known as Twitter sued Elon Musk. Maybe someday there will again be a year in which Musk is not at the center of a major case pending in the Delaware courts, but 2025 is not that year.