Ogden Nash once said, “Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you.” Bedsworth’s Corollary to Nash’s Law states, “Old age is when you’re sitting at home on Saturday night and the telephone rings and you don’t care if it’s for you or not because you aren’t answering anyway.”
I think I have officially reached that latter stage. I have become so frightened by my own inability to understand what younger people are doing that I have decided I will no longer answer my phone unless I have a research attorney around to explain the phone call to me.
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