Unconscious bias. Conscious bias. Subconscious bias. Semi-conscious bias. Institutional and systemic racism and sexism. Diversity. Inflection points. A dizzying recitation of every fashionable buzzword. This is now what passes for scholarly writing in our most "prestigious" legal daily newspaper. ["A Real Leap Forward: Can Collaboration Platforms Replace Conference Rooms, Coffee Machines, and Institutional Racism?" appeared in the Dec. 16 print edition of the Law Journal.]