In my recent article, The Humanization of Animals and the Custody of Companion Pets When Couples Separate or Divorce, NYLJ (March 23, 2022), I discussed the numerous attempts by animal rights organizations to obtain writs of habeas corpus for animals (chimpanzees) that they believe have innate traits and qualities akin to human beings. In each instance, the efforts failed and never went beyond the four Appellate Division departments, each of which concluded that no such writ can lie for nonhuman animals.