As lawyers, our existence is governed by rules: court rules, procedural rules, evidentiary rules and Bluebook rules, just to name a few. We are not, however, immune to the effects of media influences, such as stories edited to video clips for shortened attention spans or the impact of special effects on content. Can an emoji text be an out-of-court statement offered for the truth? Are commas and periods superfluous? Have character limitations on social media platforms, Urban Dictionary and the evolution of slang terms and phrases changed the rules?