Where do you go with two degrees in philosophy (summa cum laude) from an Ivy League school, a law degree from the University of Chicago, two years at a large New York law firm and a tenured professorship at Hofstra Law School?

Standup comedy, of course.

"Sometimes people ask me, 'Why did you go to law school?' I'm like, 'I'm setting up a joke I'm going to tell in approximately 14 years,'" comedian Liz Glazer quipped last week during her routine at the New Jersey State Bar Association (NJSBA) Diversity Committee's annual New Year kickoff celebration.