The holding of Saint-Jean v. Palisades Interstate Park Comm'n, __ F.4th __, 2022 U.S. App. LEXIS 26697 (3d Cir. Sept. 23, 2022), dismissing appeal from 509 F. Supp. 3d. 87 (D.N.J. 2020), although significant—the opinion is precedential—is not the lede.