August is finally here. Like many of you, I will be spending time at the Jersey Shore ("the beach" for all you non-Jersey folks) with my family. It's a summer tradition, after all. As a dad to three young boys, though, there is a lot to worry about when spending a family-day at the shore: sunburns, seagulls stealing our food, riptides, and umbrellas. Wait. Umbrellas?