(Photo: Shutterstock) More Criminal Masterminds at Work
Crime doesn't pay, but those trying to commit them are sometimes good for a few laughs, says John G. Browning, a former justice on the Fifth Court of Appeals in Dallas.
February 05, 2021 at 06:44 PM
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Did the last network television sitcom leave you underwhelmed? Did you barely crack a smile during the last Netflix stand-up comic special? I have the solution for those thirsting while wandering the comedy desert: the news. No, not the "pandemic/politics/natural disaster" type of news, but the "criminals so inept that it's hilarious" news. Consider, for example, the two bungling burglars in Staffordshire, England, who recently alerted police to their own crime. It seems one of the burglars accidentally sat on his phone, causing it to "butt dial" 999, the U.K.'s emergency number. This allowed police to hear the crime in progress, right up until the officers dispatched to the scene arrested the hapless duo. To add insult to injury, Chief Inspector John Owen tweeted about how the Staffordshire police "just arrested the world's unluckiest burglars," and added a GIF of the inept burglar Marv from the movie "Home Alone" (played by Daniel Stern). Sick burn, chief inspector.
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