The Supreme Court began their 2021-2022 term yesterday, meeting in person for the first time in 18 months. Leading off with Wooden v. United States, they began with a case that stretches judicial as well as human logic.

Twenty-four years ago, James Wooden broke into a storage facility and stole items from 10 different storage units. Editorializing for a moment, isn't that what almost anyone would do if they broke into a storage facility? Some of them have hundreds of units—one would assume you'd break into multiple units and cart off all you could possibly take.