Right around Valentine's Day, when everyone was preoccupied with finding the right gift or making the perfect gesture for that special someone, I noticed a story about a rather unusual way to respond when one's romantic overtures fall flat: sue. A Singapore man, K. Kawshigan, could not believe it when the woman of his affections, Nora Tan, said she didn't see a romantic relationship in their future and only wanted to be friends. When Tan cut off contact with Kawshigan in September 2020 after urging him to be more "self-reliant," Kawshigan threatened legal action for "monetary damages arising from negligent infliction of emotional distress and possible defamation." Kawshigan demanded that Tan join him in sessions with a counselor, and she agreed—believing it would help him come to terms with her desire for platonic friendship.