Resume writing is an art, is it not? A blank sheet that is waiting to be shaped and structured and sculpted to reflect the unique life—as well as the prospective hopes and aspirations—of its author. The act of writing should be a welcome exercise into awareness and self-affirmation, not one into pointless comparison and useless second guessing. To that end, here are five myths that are still holding us all hostage. Let's reform and rehabilitate. Sweet liberation awaits!