Have you ever heard about the latest in bad, odd, or least questionable baby names chosen by a given celebrity, and thought, "That poor kid—there should be a law against that"? I'm thinking about some of the more egregious examples, like Gwyneth Paltrow naming her child Apple, Superman-obsessed Nicolas Cage saddling his son with the name Kal-El, and Michael Jackson naming one of his kids Blanket. Well, if you think the legal system should stop such, ahem, creative naming practices, guess what? In some places, it already does.