Before SMITH, WILLETT, and DUNCAN, Circuit Judges. JERRY E. SMITH, Circuit Judge: Title VII claims require an employment relationship between plaintiff and defendant. James Simmons essentially asks this court to adopt an exception where a nonemployee (Simmons) is the intentional target of an employer’s retaliatory animus against one of its employees (Simmons’s daughter). That we cannot do. As a nonemployee, Simmons asserts interests that are not within the zone that Title VII protects. We therefore affirm the dismissal of the complaint for lack of statutory standing. I. Simmons was employed by Prelle Financial Group as a third-party wholesaler of life-insurance products to clients of UBS Financial Services, Incorporated (“UBS” or “the company”).[1] Simmons frequently worked out of UBS’s offices. Simmons’s daughter, Jo Aldridge, was a UBS employee who submitted an internal complaint of pregnancy discrimination and filed a charge with the EEOC. Aldridge eventually resigned and settled her claims. In the months that followed, Simmons’s third-party relationship with UBS deteriorated. Allegedly in retaliation for his daughter’s complaints, UBS revoked Simmons’s right of access to the UBS offices and then eventually forbade him from doing business with its clients. That effectively ended Simmons’s employment at Prelle Financial, and he left. Simmons sued, among others, UBS. He theorized that the company “retaliated against his daughter by taking adverse actions against him.” UBS promptly moved to dismiss, contending that because Simmons was not a UBS employee, he could not sue under Title VII. The district court agreed and dismissed with prejudice, holding that Simmons’s nonemployee status forecloses his statutory standing to sue. Simmons appeals. The only issue is whether he, a nonemployee, can sue under Title VII as the intentional target of the retaliation against his daughter. No federal court of appeals has addressed whether nonemployees can bring such claims. II. We review a Rule 12(b)(6) dismissal de novo, Big Time Vapes, Inc. v. FDA, 963 F.3d 436, 441 (5th Cir. 2020), crediting all well-pleaded facts and construing them in the plaintiff’s favor, Jackson v. City of Hearne, 959 F.3d 194, 200 (5th Cir. 2020). A. To sue under Title VII, a purported plaintiff must establish statutory standing. See Thompson v. N. Am. Stainless, LP, 562 U.S. 170, 178 (2011). Unlike Article III standing, statutory standing is not jurisdictional.[2] Instead, it asks the “merits question” of “whether or not a particular cause of action authorizes an injured plaintiff to sue.” Blanchard 1986, Ltd. v. Park Plantation, LLC, 553 F.3d 405, 409 (5th Cir. 2008). “[T]he person claiming to be aggrieved . . . by the alleged unlawful employment practice” has Title VII standing. 42 U.S.C. § 2000e-5(f)(1). To qualify as a “person . . . aggrieved,” the plaintiff must bring a claim that “falls within the zone of interests sought to be protected by the statutory provision whose violation forms the legal basis for his complaint.” Thompson, 562 U.S. at 177 (quotation marks omitted). That familiar test “requires [a court] to determine, using traditional tools of statutory interpretation, whether a legislatively conferred cause of action encompasses a particular plaintiff’s claim.” Lexmark, 572 U.S. at 127. The zone-of-interests test “is not meant to be especially demanding.” Match-E-Be-Nash-She-Wish Band of Pottawatomi Indians v. Patchak (“Match-E“), 567 U.S. 209, 225 (2012). Indeed, anyone “with an interest arguably sought to be protected by the statute” can head to federal court.[3] Even so, a litigant is out of luck when his “interests are so marginally related to or inconsistent with the purposes implicit in the statute that it cannot reasonably be assumed that Congress intended to permit the suit.” Clarke v. Sec. Indus. Ass’n, 479 U.S. 388, 399 (1987). We assume, without deciding, that Simmons’s daughter would have a claim for retaliation based on UBS’s termination of its business relationship with her father in response to her protected activity.[4] The question is whether Simmons is also a proper Title VII plaintiff, even though he did not engage in protected activity. The case on point is Thompson, 562 U.S. at 172. B. In Thompson, the plaintiff (Thompson) and his fiancée were employed by the same company. The fiancée filed a sex discrimination charge with the EEOC. Just three weeks later, the company fired Thompson, who sued, alleging that the company had fired him to retaliate against his fiancée for filing her charge. The Court held that reprisals visited on third parties can violate Title VII, id. at 174–75,[5] and it concluded that the decision to fire Thompson was unquestionably an unlawful act of retaliation against his fiancée, id. at 173–74. But “[t]he more difficult question”—as here—was whether Thompson could also sue the company for that retaliation. Id. at 175. Because Thompson qualified as a “person . . . aggrieved,” 42 U.S.C. § 2000e-5(f)(1), the Justices held that he could do so, see Thompson, 562 U.S. at 175–78. Importantly, the Court rejected the categorical view that only the employee who engages in the protected activity (in Thompson, the fiancée) may sue. Id. at 177. If that were right, then Congress would have said “person claiming to have been discriminated against,” not “person claiming to be aggrieved.” Id.; see 42 U.S.C. § 2000e-5(f)(1). Instead, the Court settled on a tried-and-true test for determining who is a “person . . . aggrieved” with standing to sue—the zone-of-interests standard highlighted above.[6] Applying that standard, the Court held that, for two reasons, Thompson had a cause of action. First, like his fiancée, Thompson was an employee of the defendant company, “and the purpose of Title VII is to protect employees from their employers’ unlawful actions.” Thompson, 562 U.S. at 178. Second, Thompson’s termination “was the employer’s intended means of harming” his fiancée. Id. Thompson was not “an accidental victim of the retaliation” or “collateral damage”; instead, “[h]urting him was the unlawful act by which the employer punished her.” Id. So, even though Thompson had not engaged in protected activity, he fell within Title VII’s zone of interests and so had statutory standing. See id. C. Naturally, both parties try to claim Thompson‘s mantle. Simmons insists that Thompson‘s facts and holding apply without blemish, demonstrating that he has statutory standing. He theorizes that it is consistent with Title VII’s antidiscrimination purposes to allow an affected third party like him to sue under his circumstances even if not employed by the defendant. The fact that UBS “purposefully targeted him because of his close association with an employee who has engaged in protected activity” is enough, he thinks, to bring him within Thompson‘s reach (quoting Tolar v. Cummings, No. 2:13–cv–00132–JEO, 2014 WL 3974671, at *12 (N.D. Ala. Aug. 11, 2014)). In response, UBS admits that Thompson has some things in common with this case, insofar as Simmons too was the intentional victim of an employer’s efforts to retaliate against one of its employees. But that’s not nearly enough, the company urges. Like the district court, UBS considers it dispositive that Simmons was not an employee of UBS.[7] D. Because he was not a UBS employee, Simmons lacks Title VII standing. As Thompson observed without controversy, “the purpose of Title VII is to protect employees from their employers’ unlawful actions.”[8] And because the plaintiff was himself employed by the defendant, the Court permitted him to sue. Thompson, 562 U.S. at 178. It would be a remarkable extension of Thompson—and of Title VII generally—to rule that a nonemployee has the right to sue. The zone of interests that Title VII protects is limited to those in employment relationships with the defendant. Thompson‘s focus on Title VII’s employee-protection purpose has firm support in the statute’s substantive provisions, which set the boundaries of the “zone of interests.”[9] The retaliation ban is the one that matters here, and it forbids discrimination by an “employer” against “any of his employees or applicants for employment.” 42 U.S.C. § 2000e-3(a) (emphasis added). And to the extent it is relevant to revealing Title VII’s broader purposes, the discrimination provision too speaks of the “terms, conditions, or privileges of employment.” Id. § 2000e-2(a)(1) (emphasis added). To be sure, those provisions delineate what kind of employer conduct is unlawful and not necessarily who can sue for it. But that distinction is of little significance, because the zone-of-interests test looks to the law’s substantive provisions to determine what interests (and hence which plaintiffs) are protected. See, e.g., Bennett, 520 U.S. at 175–76. Here, those provisions make clear what sort of interests are covered: the interests of those in employment relationships with the defendant.[10] So Simmons’s interests are, at best, only “marginally related to” the purposes of Title VII.[11] Indeed, it is no accident that Thompson‘s example of an “absurd” case for statutory standing involved a nonemployee. Id. at 176. Imagine a shareholder who sues a company under Title VII for firing a valuable employee for discriminatory reasons, theorizing that the shareholder’s stock value had plummeted as a result. Id. at 177. The Court considered it ridiculous that the shareholder might be able to maintain such a suit, so it rejected the theory that anyone with Article III standing may sue for a Title VII violation. Id. To be sure, that hypothetical situation is different from this case in that the shareholder’s loss is only “collateral damage” of the Title VII violation, id. at 178, but it is revealing that the Court’s reductio ad absurdum example involves a nonemployee. “Shareholders are not within Title VII’s zone of interests because ‘the purpose of Title VII is to protect employees from their employers’ unlawful actions.’”[12] Simmons theorizes that his daughter’s status as an employee is all that matters—hers “is the employment relationship that brings the case within the scope of Title VII.”[13] “[T]he purpose of . . . protect[ing] employees from their employers’ unlawful actions,” Simmons suggests, “is still served by allowing a third party to sue for harm it suffers as a direct result of the defendant’s retaliatory animus toward its complaining employee, even if [the] third party was not itself also an employee of the defendant” (quoting Tolar, 2014 WL 3974671, at *12).[14] But Simmons misunderstands what the zone-of-interests test is all about: It asks whether this plaintiff is of the “class” that may sue for the violation.[15] In other words, “the plaintiff must establish that the injury he complains of (his aggrievement, or the adverse effect upon him) falls within the ‘zone of interests’ sought to be protected.”[16] Unsurprisingly, then, in evaluating whether the plaintiff could sue, Thompson focused on the plaintiff’s circumstances and injuries: that he was an employee and was the intentional victim of the retaliation. It was not enough that permitting the suit would advance, generally speaking, Title VII’s goal of eliminating retaliation. Thompson, 562 U.S. at 178. As a result, his daughter’s status as an employee is not enough to deposit Simmons into federal court.[17] Instead, he must show that his personal interests are arguably covered. That he has failed to do.[18] What is “the injury [Simmons] complains of”—”his aggrievement, or the adverse effect upon him“? Id. Unlike in Thompson, 562 U.S. at 178, it has nothing to do with how his employer treated him. Instead, Simmons’s beef is with an independent entity’s decision to stop doing business with him as a third-party wholesaler. That is not the stuff that Title VII was written to address. See id. Simmons’s claims might sound in tort, but they have no home in the Civil Rights Act of 1964. Finally, White Glove, 947 F.3d at 307–08, does not rescue Simmons, even if it does represent a broad application of the zone-of-interests test. That case involved a claim under § 1981—which “protects the equal right of all persons within the jurisdiction of the United States to make and enforce contracts without respect to race”[19]—brought by a non-minority-owned staffing company. See White Glove, 947 F.3d at 304, 306. The staffing company claimed that one of its clients had discriminated against one of the company’s black cooks by refusing, on the basis of race, to accept her services. Id. at 303–04, 307. Even though “the alleged discrimination was against [the black cook], not [the staffing company] itself,” id. at 307, the company’s claim still fell within the zone of interests that section 1981 protects, id. at 307–08. White Glove has minimal application here. It involves a different statute—section 1981—whose expansive language (“[a]ll persons”) suggests a much broader sweep of permissible plaintiffs than does Title VII, which is designed for a specific subclass of persons (employees). See id. at 307; cf. Bennett, 520 U.S. at 163 (“[T]he breadth of the zone of interests varies according to the provisions of law at issue “). * * * * * Title VII protects employees from the unlawful acts of their employers. It does not—even arguably—protect nonemployees from mistreatment by someone else’s employer. So the judgment of dismissal is AFFIRMED.