Unless you have been living under a proverbial rock, by this point you have heard about ChatGPT, Microsoft's Bing's new AI-powered search tool (aka Sydney), and other forms of "generative" AI (machine learning that generates new content from loads and loads of old content—a copyright lawyer's nightmare). NFTs (nonfungible tokens that reside on the blockchain—a trademark lawyer's nightmare) are also now familiar, especially in light of the trial win for Hermès in the Birkin Bag lawsuit. But these are only two of the emerging technologies that all of us (especially IP lawyers) need to know about. Today, we introduce: quantum computing, and its parent, quantum information science. Yes, just when you thought technology couldn't get more confusing, it has!