Alright, let’s cut right to the chase. This column is not about airbags. Or underpants. That was just a sneaky way of getting you to start reading. The longer I write … the more familiar people become with my writing … the harder that gets.

If you’ve read this column before—or my opinions—you’re used to being disappointed by me, so the fact I lied to you in the title is probably not a deal-breaker. Besides, it helps make my point.

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