William W Bedsworth

August 23, 2004 | National Law Journal

Judge William Bedsworth wasn't trying to write the Great American Opinion, but he thought he had a shot at the Perfect Legal Paragraph. Now an appellate court in Ohio has beaten him to the punch. The case involved cows.

By William W. Bedsworth

8 minute read

April 13, 2007 | Law.com

How can a jester like Bedsworth compete with all the world's spontaneous hilarities? By diagnosing them, of course � like the Tijuana Police Department's decision to issue slingshots to its cops.

By William W. Bedsworth

12 minute read

November 11, 2011 | The Recorder

Wellington Burt left his heirs $100 million -- with the tiny catch that they had to wait 92 years to collect.

By William W. Bedsworth

9 minute read

October 08, 2010 | The Recorder

By William W. Bedsworth

9 minute read

March 14, 2005 | National Law Journal

If a gorilla has lewd urges in the workplace, what should the law do about it? More to the point, what can the law do about it? William Bedsworth discusses the titillating possibilites.

By William W. Bedsworth

9 minute read

March 09, 2007 | Law.com

Bedsworth dissects a conflagration on the Michigan Supreme Court. Would it have gone better had he been there?

By William W. Bedsworth

13 minute read

July 26, 2004 | National Law Journal

If you have to be locked up for a while, opt for the Greenland pokey, suggests William Bedsworth. They serve a nice breakfast buffet there, and inmates walk into town to buy their cigarettes.

By William W. Bedsworth

8 minute read

June 08, 2007 | Law.com

Bedsworth finds that even the simplest of undergarments can give the un-fairer sex fits. No Subscription Required

By William W. Bedsworth

13 minute read

June 23, 2003 | National Law Journal

The guy who flew into LAX with monkeys in his pants should have to pay restitution to his furry friends, writes William Bedsworth.

By By William W. Bedsworth

8 minute read

May 26, 2003 | National Law Journal

William Bedsworth marvels that technology can lead to unexpected family reunions � and life longer than Methuselah's.

By William W. Bedsworth

8 minute read