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William W Bedsworth

William W Bedsworth

October 05, 2012 | The Recorder

Viewpoint: A Lesson From Walt Kelly and Sun Tzu

By William W. Bedsworth

9 minute read

July 18, 2008 | The Recorder

Next Step: Ruby Slippers

Justice William Bedsworth talks about why American judges should get new, space-age judicial robes like the U.K. judiciary will be sporting.

By William W. Bedsworth

13 minute read

December 22, 2008 | National Law Journal

Death Comes for the Avatar

Ms. Doe fired up the computer one day for a round of monster-battling, only to receive the disconcerting news that her virtual spouse had divorced her avatar. Divorced! Without warning!

By William W. Bedsworth

11 minute read

January 20, 2012 | The Recorder

Viewpoint: Weaponizing Snow Cones for War on Terror

Justice Bedsworth isn?t exactly warming up to the Department of Homeland Security?s new snow cone strategy in Michigan

By William W. Bedsworth

10 minute read

November 13, 2006 | National Law Journal

A Microwave Molested One Day at 7-Eleven

William Bedsworth revels in a tawdry event with a microwave at 7-Eleven.

By William W. Bedsworth

10 minute read

September 10, 2004 | The Recorder

Darwinism in Defeet

One of the great advantages of spending the first 15 years of my legal career as a prosecutor is that it resolved for me once and for all the question of whether there is life on other planets. There is. I know this because I know without a doubt that humans simply cannot be as good as it gets. I share all this with you now because Reuters has presented me with irrefutable evidence -- a veritable smoking gun of evolutionary rebuttal.

By William W. Bedsworth

12 minute read

October 05, 2007 | The Recorder

Heir of the Dog

William Bedsworth explores the legal pitfalls and permutations of representing Leona Helmsley's dog.

By William W. Bedsworth

12 minute read

April 12, 2013 | The Recorder

Viewpoint: Mystery of Hypothecation by Bottomry

By William W. Bedsworth

10 minute read

December 24, 2007 | National Law Journal

We Suspect Space Aliens

William Bedsworth explores a (reportedly) official but very spacey conclusion about toasters catching fire in Sicily.

By William W. Bedsworth

9 minute read

February 28, 2005 | National Law Journal

Yo, Justice Was Pimpin'

William Bedsworth reveals why 2004 was a great year for the pimps: They won a modicum of respect from the legal system.

By William W. Bedsworth

8 minute read